PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY! '

When you leave office today. •
Study this small story,

•Hope that makes a BIG change in YOU

Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it.
He held it up for all to see & asked the students
“How much do you think this glass weighs?”
'50gms!' .... '100gms!' .....'125gms'
..the students answered.

I really don't know unless I weigh it,” said the professor, “but, my question is:
What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?”
'Nothing' …..the students said.

'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the professor asked.
'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the student

“You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?”
“Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!”
….. ventured another student & all the students laughed

Very good.
But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?”
asked the professor.

'No‘…. Was the answer.
“Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?”
The students were puzzled.

“What should I do now to come out of pain?” asked professor again.
“Put the glass down!” said one of the students

Exactly!” said the professor.
Life's problems are something like this.

Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK.
Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache.

Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.
It's important to think of the challenges or problems in your life, but EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to ‘PUT THEM DOWN' at the end of every day before You go to sleep.
That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh &strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!

So, When you leave office today,
Remember friend to'PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY! '

let your boss have the first say

A sales Representative, an Administration Clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp, The rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first!, Me first!" says the admin Clerk. I want to be in Bahamas,driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Puff!, She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the Sale representative."I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
Puff! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the Manager.

The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."


Moral of the story

Always let your boss have the first say.

Well know in your Job

A priest offer a Nun a lift, She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her grown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The Nun said, "Father,remember Psalm 129?"
The Priest removed his hand. But changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again
The nun once again said. Father, remember Psalm129?"
The priest apologized, "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the Nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm129, It note, "Go forth and seek, futher up, you will find glory."

Moral of the Story
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity

Share critical information with your shareholders

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel".

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "who was that?

"It was Bob the next door neighbor, " she replies.

"Great," the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"



Moral of the story



If you share critical information pertaining to creadit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there

A turkey was standing in a field chatting to a bull, " I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree," said the turkey, "but I haven't got energy." " Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?". replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave enough strength to reach the first branch of tree. The next day, after eating somne more dung, he reached the second branch. Finaly after a fourth nigth he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Where upon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into farmhouse. emerged with a shotgun, and shot the turkey right out of the tree

Moral of the story

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't leep you there.

HOT CHOCOLATE

HOT CHOCOLATE

A group of graduates,well established in their careers, were talking at a reunion and decided to go visit their old university professor, now retired.
During their visit, conversation turned to complains about stress in their work and lives. The profesor offering his guest hot chocolate, went into the kitchen and returned with a large pot of hot chocolate and assortment of cups-porcelain,glass,crystal,some plain looking,some expensive,some exquisite, telling them to help themselves to the hot chocolate.

When they all had a cup of hot chocolate in hand, the professor said. "Notice that all the nice looking,expensive cups were taken, leaving behind the plan and cheap ones, while it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. The cups that you're drinking from ,adds nothing to the quality of the hot chocolate. In most cases, it just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink.
What all of you really wanted was hot chocolate, not the cup; but you consciously went for the best cups in you point of view, And then you began eyeing each other's cups.

Now consider this: life is the hot chocolate;
You job, money and position in society are the cups
They are just tools to holds and contain life. The cup you have does not define, nor change of the quality of live you have.

Sometimes. by concentrating only the cup, we fail to enjoy the hot chocolate God has provided us. God makes the hot chocolate, man chooses the cups, the happiest people don't have the best for everything. They just make the best of everything that they have.

Moral of the story
Live simply, love generously,care deeply, speak kindly, and enjoy your hot chocolate.