A sales Representative, an Administration Clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp, The rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first!, Me first!" says the admin Clerk. I want to be in Bahamas,driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Puff!, She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the Sale representative."I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
Puff! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the Manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story
Always let your boss have the first say.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Well know in your Job
A priest offer a Nun a lift, She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her grown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The Nun said, "Father,remember Psalm 129?"
The Priest removed his hand. But changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again
The nun once again said. Father, remember Psalm129?"
The priest apologized, "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the Nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm129, It note, "Go forth and seek, futher up, you will find glory."
Moral of the Story
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity
The Priest removed his hand. But changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again
The nun once again said. Father, remember Psalm129?"
The priest apologized, "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the Nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm129, It note, "Go forth and seek, futher up, you will find glory."
Moral of the Story
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity
Share critical information with your shareholders
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel".
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "who was that?
"It was Bob the next door neighbor, " she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story
If you share critical information pertaining to creadit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "who was that?
"It was Bob the next door neighbor, " she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story
If you share critical information pertaining to creadit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure
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